OMG, I want SOOOOOOO bad to like this film! Even now, after seeing what an abomination the film was, the trailer still makes it look so epic, I want to see it. That’s just wrong! LOL! For that reason alone, I may try to give this POS another viewing so that I can share with you have terrible it really is… But it’s SOOO BAD! Ug… frustrated… Thanks HBO GO and your Epic extended Sneak Peek of this crap!
I think what frustrates me the most was that this film could have been SO good! It is the short cuts, the lack of thought, incite or attention to detail that really made this film bomb. Characters that are unneeded, plot points that are never explained, or unnecessary and worst of all idiot conveniences that were there for no reason. If those points would have been better thought through, if the characters would have been better developed, especially the unneeded ones because I certainly saw potential there, this film could truly have been epic. I have lost my faith in Ridley Scott because of the lack of care in this film.
Ok… I have convinced myself to do it… I will fight through the crap and sit through Prometheus once again for this review. It will be coming very soon…
Oh… Ummm… I mean This is my review of Mirror Mirror (2012)
Ok, first off, WHY DOES EVERY FILM HAVE TO END WITH A MUSICAL?????? I just don’t get it! Is it a Musical? NOOOOO!!!! So why are we putting a musical montage at the end. Do writers just not understand how to end a film anymore? Do they lack the creativity to leave the audience in awe without ruining any true feelings they have created during the film? SHIT!!! All I can think of now is that awful song that this film ended with… That and the hideous dress they put Snow White in. Maybe that is their goal… To erase all memory of the crap you just watched, although I must admit that there are a few decent films that end on a musical number like Ella Enchanted. A Guilty pleasure of mine only because I really enjoy Anne Hathaway. ERG… Just trying to slush this crap off and remember what actually took place in the film.
It’s like… I’m under the queens spell… Hummm….
Mirror Mirror is one of the modern remakes of the fairy Tale, Snow White and the Seven Dowarfs. If you don’t know it, it is the story of an evil queen, brought in to help raise a motherless princess, but is truly a wicked and vein woman. It is said that she murdered her husband and kept Snow White locked in the castle until her beauty became too great that her began to surpass her own. The Queen NEEDED to be the most beautiful and sent her advisor to kill the girl. Being faithful to her father, he lets her go. She runs through the forrest, finds some dwarfs that take her in, and in the end defeats the queen with the help of the dwarfs, a handsome prince, and the inner strength she finds within her own heart. Much like the fairy tale, the Queen is played by an evil women… J/K, lol, Julia Roberts is actually one of my favorite female actress’, although getting around $75m per film on AVERAGE can throw anyone a little off. I can only guess where most of the budget went. I enjoyed the sets, they breath life into an industry that would rather green screen something than have something practical. The costumes were a little over the top, however that seems like the theme in this film. Throw in a few modern zingers like “focus groups” and… Ug… a… (Oh I don’t want to say it) a… Musical number… *Vomit* at the end and we have a modern fairy tale movie. Let’s empower the woman a bit, maybe have her read about all these damsel’s in distress and she doesn’t want to be one. I get it, women are empowered and these stories are outdated, but what girl doesn’t like to be saved at least once in her life… I know you are saying no right now, but on the inside, you agree!
So we have this girl, that simply wonders for the first half of the film… literally… she wanders around her room, wanders into a party, wanders into town… You get it… She wanders.
Once she is taken in by the dwarfs we “GOTTA HAVE A MONTAGE…A MOTHER FUCKING MONTAGE…” Sorry, gotta throw in a little love for Team America. Literally, we have a Rocky montage with her training, standing on a ball, and… learning to find the strawberry? I didn’t know carnival games helped you fight an EVIL QUEEN that can do MAGIC!!! Oh well, I did kind of like the outfit changes. I get what they were going with, but I am not really sure how they came to the outfit she found. Were these clothes they stole? Was she making them? Do the dwarfs just HAPPEN to have a closet full of women’s clothing?
Ah yes, the dwarfs… I liked them! I am actually glad that they changed their names while still keeping the generalized characteristics of the originals. Grim… “Grim would go on to write several fairy tales…” Really? I digress, I think they were probably some of the most thought out characters in the film and although I thought the stilts were a little stupid looking, I did like the idea of deception.
The beginning felt awkward to me, with Julia Roberts talking about the story that she was in and then at the end coming back to her to finish it. I get that they were trying to tie it in and have a way to tell the story, but how about letting Grim tell a tale… SINCE HE BECOMES A STORYTELLER!!! It’s not like you had to give away who he was to do this. They could have done a waist shot and kept it close enough that you didn’t notice, focusing in on the people he was telling the story too… Or.. Maybe just reading the book he wrote…
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! SNOW WHITES EYEBROWS WERE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
On that note… WTF!!! What is with the HUGE bow on the back of her dress at the end???? Where they trying to match her EYEBROWS???
Ok… now that I got that out of my system… Back to the story.
They did a great job making the story their own and adding a few twists to it. Julia put on a performance as did the other characters. Timon, sorry can’t think of his name at the moment, made for a good henchman and roach. The prince, which I think played the prince in The Prince and me 2, or something else… he does make a good boring, simpleminded, yet handsome prince. Ug.. EYEBROWSSS…. Sorry, they are Plaaaaaggggguinggg me… I see them in my mind… They… they… they are everywhere!
I liked the dwarfs, they were well casted. I like the dude that played the king. What’s his name? Oh right, the Lord from Game of Thrones. I think he just walked off the set of one and right on to the other. Same gear and everything. Must have been this film first, though, because his cloths are all tattered in that show. Good show, though. I think it is back at the end of this month! Yay! But… When is Breaking Bad back? Another good show. I’ve always wondered how to dissolve a body… * crickets chirping* What??? They do that…
Mirror Mirror is did have a cool Mirror effect. I like that she explores herself within the mirror. That was a nice twist. As if her inner reflection was advising her. Now days, I think we call that Bi-Polar… no… Schizophrenia? Something like that. What was Drop Dead Fred? An imaginary friend? Wow, that’s funny. both of those films have several really bad characters, a stupid, but simi unique plot and a bland, brunet that does what everyone tells her until she manages to seek out her inner strength.
Wait… Which film were we talking about? I lost track. It’s had to keep track of so many Sherk format rip offs. I mean… at least donkey was funny at time and not some wannabe side kick who’s comedy has been dumbed down and simplified for the masses because Hollywood thinks we are dumb. Oh… What’s that you say? Dumb sells? Smart bits get overlooked and even when they are a cinematic masterpieces like Citizen Kane, people just look at it, see black and white and go… Uuuhh… That’s dumb… RRRIIIIIGGGHHHTTT… The FILM is dumb… I attribute it to all the sugar and caffeine we are pumping into people so they will work faster, for longer, and for less money. It literally costs me an HOUR of work, actually a little more with taxes taken out, to GO WATCH A MOVIE AT THE THEATER… all so they can pay Julia $5m per day… ERG… They just spend as much as they could on that HUGE FUCKING BOW tied to her back at the end of the movie…
The fight scene at the end is very anti climatic, but the reveal was pretty cool. I didn’t see that coming. Snow White marries the prince, the witch gets what she deserves, blah blah blah happily ever after.
Overall, not a bad watch. Lagging in places and I will not be adding this to my collection, but not bad.
I think they needed music, bright colors, and a a lot of motion to keep the caffeinated and sugared up kids in the theaters after consuming a 64oz Mountain Dew and 6 boxes of sugar covered gummy bears.
I am not usually taken aback by a film, but Oz the Great and Powerful was a film the whole family can enjoy. It showed us how to look inside ourselves and although we may strive for greatness, we often overlook the inner strength that is already there. I was pleasantly surprised buy the use of graphics in this film. Although, at times, I did fell like I had fallen on to Pandora and was waiting for a big blue cat creature to come out of the woods. Oz was beautiful and Raimi kept very true to the original while giving us a new vision of the fabled land.
Seeing this for the first time, and never having seen Wicked, I really didn’t know how most of the early story came to be. This helped to put together some of the missing pieces while building the great wizard into the man he was destined to be. This is one of those films where you know the outcome, but the journey to that realization was a good one. I especially enjoyed the well written parallels between the characters back home and his new friends.
I saw this in 3D. Generally, I am not a big fan of movies jumping out at me around every corner, but this wasn’t like that. Yes, of coarse there were a few moments but at points I felt like I was on a rollercoaster ride right there with Franco! They utilized the 3D to bring you into the story ,rather than just to poke you with it. SPOILER ALERT*** At one point, they are dancing and it feels like you are in Francos arms right there in Oz.
The animated characters were something I was afraid of. In the previews, I saw a weird little girl doll and a flying monkey… WHAT!!! Oh crap, these are going to be the annoying comic relief to make the kids laugh… At least that is what I thought. The Monkey and the doll were integral to the wizards character arc and although they did pose as the comic relief at times, it wasn’t over the top.
All three witches did good job. I really enjoyed seeing the dynamics between the sisters and learning a little more about how the Wicked Witch became green and so evil. Franco is always a solid bet in my book and he never lets me down. One person that I felt was overshadowed in this film was Zach Braff. He is in the first part of the film and is the voice of the monkey throughout the remainder. His light comedic style really brought his characters to life and ensured that you didn’t take them too seriously unless you needed too.
Excellent visuals, beautiful sets, amazing acting, and surping (to me) an incredibly well written script. I would definitely recommend seeing this. More than once… probably. Will I buy it… maybe in $7.50 Blu-Ray bin. $9.99 tops. Absolutely worth a look, though.
I will be attending a screening of Oz The Great and Powerful this evening and would like to share with you my thoughts going into this. Some of the preliminary reviews I read stated that Remy takes it over the top and focuses more on the graphics than they story. Weisz is her normal witty self and Franco nails it as always. I am anxious to see if this is accurate. From the previews I have seen, it feels to me like they green screened everything and we will spend most of the film looking at the visuals rather than the story. While I like the actors in this, I am lost faith in Hollywood that they can put together an amazing story without overdoing the green screening.
Sooooo… Bummer, the screening was moved until Friday. Rest assured, I will be posting my thoughts on this film at that time. Thanks for checking in.
The Fountain (2006)
I write to you tonight as the gentle glow of the moonlight is reflected in the glistening teardrops adorning my cheeks. I am humbled. I am nothing more than a woman in love that fears a life without her better half. This film defies time and space to reach deep inside your soul. It reminds you to grasp the fleeting moments we have on this little blue planet and reflects upon the fear we will all one-day face, death. I enjoyed the symbolism and applaud these visionaries for keeping the theme strong throughout. In life there is death and death gives life. Although we are all destined to parish, we constantly better ourselves to avoid the inevitable. Those great leaps help future generations to life longer giving us more time to truly live. Without death, what is the value of life?
Hugh Jackman plays a scientist conflicted with his own fear of losing his dying wife, Rachel Weisz. She is plagued by a tumor that he spends his life trying to fix. Even with the advances he makes, they are too late. I am young, and fear the moment when my husband and I will be taken from each other into the uncertain. Some believe there is an afterlife, a heaven, or even that we will be reborn. This film made me reflect on the inner understanding that we are all a part of nature and are only given a short time to enjoy this gift. Jackman’s character is taken through stages of grief, from denial, anger, and into acceptance. When we realizes that death is life, is able to let go and move on knowing that the gift he has was meant to help others in his same situations. Weisz’s death will help others live.
While in a bubble of his own creation, Jackman brings a tree that at first we are lead to believe is the tree of life. I believe the vision of this tree was more a reflection on his own inner desire to save Weisz. The tree, in essence, represented her. The stories parallel a book that Weisz writes about a Conquistador that is sent looking for the tree of life by the Queen of Spain. In her condition, she learned to make piece with death and understood that her death is only the beginning of life. She was not afraid and was able to convey this in her book. By asking Jackman to finish it, he was able to face his daemons and allow that fear and loneliness to die, making way for the creation of a new man, and a new world of medicine.
The visuals were incredible; they used light to help tell the story. The symbolism helped to drive the story, and while confusing at times, the story made a statement about life and death. I really enjoyed this film and will certainly be adding it to my collection. I am unsure how it took me this long to find this film, maybe in our early relationship, this film wouldn’t have made as much since to me. I am glad that I watched “The Fountain.” If you get nothing more for this blog, I do recommend anyone that has ever been in love, to see this film.
We are all in the same boat, clinging to life and trying to make our way through the ocean of life. We often forget that we are not alone and to make this journey better, we should be helping each other, not afraid to open our armes and hearts. Our lives would be less stressed and chaotic with a stronger community. We have been programmed that everyone is essentially “bad.” The truth us that only a very few people are this way and many are crested by a society that isn’t understanding or open to them.